I'm hoping this will turn out to be a serial, so I'm giving it it's own page. The Superfucker (motto: saving the planet one pussy at a time) is an alien from a planet 300 light-years away that has been living among us for a century. Unfortunately, his advanced technology tells him that in twenty years, Earth along with most of the solar system will be obliterated by a collision with a "dark comet" made of pure antimatter. With no other large interstellar collisions between then and now which would open up a wormhole in space-time, either to escape or get reinforcements, he is as doomed as the rest of us.
His biology is very similar to ours, although not identical; he bears a striking resemblance, coincidentally, to a certain well-known comic book hero. Because of this, he has one last hope to save us all: breed an army of half-humans that, if they inherit some of his superhuman abilities, may be able to save the Earth.
Volume 1: A Desperate Plan. The Superfucker gives inter-species mating a try. Turns out he has evolved certain advantageous characteristics that prove to be highly effective in the art of seduction...
Volume 2: Two for the Price of One. SF goes out on the town and finds the next target of his affections. Thing is, her girlfriend won't leave him alone. There's only one solution to the predicament...
Volume 3: Reluctant Superhero. SF's superior hearing picks up a cry for help no one else can hear. How can SF be a true hero an save the day without giving his alien identity away?
Volume 4: The Foundation. As the first half-human babies are born, SF sets up a foundation to provide financial support to his children. He needs a special person to run the foundation--and in Amy finds a far more special person than he ever dreamed of...
Volume 5: Trapped. SF is despondent because to few babies are being born, and time is ticking to the end of the solar system. Trying to drink his troubles away, he is accidentally found by Crystal (from Volume 2: Two for the Price of One). In a moment of weakness, he reveals his secret--only to find, to his surprise, that when faced with the facts, the women of Earth are willing to participate in their salvation...
Volume 6: Hookup. SF is invited to a party where the rich and powerful of Hollywood are... entertained... by the hottest women available. Each room provides a new and different decadent delight. What will he choose?
Volume 7: Confession. He chose Amy to run his foundation because of her intelligence... but she's figured out something is fishy and demands the truth. Only then does he learn how committed Amy is to the cause...
Volume 8: Armageddon Part I and Volume 9: Armageddon Part II take place fifteen years later. The comet makes itself known, and the valiant effort is launched to save Earth. When at first things don't go as planned, SF makes an unscheduled stop back to his home planet. Can he get back in time to save us?
